Unc & Teedy episode 1

Unc & Teedy episode 1

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Teedy: Hello.

Unc: you saw the video?

Teedy: Yes, Lord. Oh my goodness. I am outdone. I’m outdone. And you know, I done seen some things, but this is ridiculous. This thing ran out his house

Unc: my man’s was in, uh, he was in the hotel, ran out the room, naked, just a towel, caught up with her, um, by the elevator and pretty much stomped her.

Teedy: and grabbed her at the

Teedy: head.

Unc: Yeah. Yeah.

Teedy: her by the head and threw her on the floor. Are you kidding me? Honey, I would have been looking back. Is she crazy? She thought he wasn’t coming because he was naked? Uh uh. He needed some hot grits. He needs some, he, I would have got that coffee pot on his ass. They said he was throwing, uh, vases at her in the hallway. They both ain’t had no shoes on. Uh uh.

Unc: a point.

Teedy: A vase would have been going in his

Teedy: head.

Unc: There’s a, there’s a point in the video where, uh, after the first attack, it looks like he leaves. [00:01:00] And looks like she

Teedy: He left to go bring her bag back into

Teedy: the room. Cause he’s like, no, you better come your behind up

Teedy: in here. And he went back and she ain’t follow.

Teedy: So then she’s still in the house outside trying to call for help. Girl, you should RUN! RUN, CASSIE! RUN! Make a phone call, is you crazy?

Teedy: Is the doors locked up there on the

Teedy: penthouse? Cause he, he, he wasn’t scared of nobody, like, he knew he had the

Teedy: flow.

Unc: If I’m,

Teedy: Like, how does that

Unc: This happened in 2016. Yeah.

Teedy: and she ain’t leaving till 2019. Um, like I told you before, ain’t that mu they don’t have that much money in the world for me to stay there and get kicked in the ass. He kicked in the booty. He, he, he threw her on the floor and then kicked her in

Teedy: the

Unc: hmm. Did she,

Unc: did

Teedy: she black and blue on her head and in her booty.

Teedy: She, she had no shoes on when, if you was, you was desperate enough to leave without [00:02:00] shoes, you should have been desperate enough to go down them stairs and go, uh uh. Hell to the no no, like, like, uh, what’s her name, Sophia said, you better bash Mr. Head in the day and think about having tomorrow. You, she should have bashed him, he was sleeping.

Unc: go back to him in 2019? Or are they still together?

Teedy: She left him in

Teedy: 2019. She the one, she, the one who had did the, uh, the lawsuit. She started the lawsuit and got her, um, how much? She got like 30 million.

Unc: Oh, wow.

Teedy: She the one who started it off and because he paid her day one day zero, the very next day after she

Teedy: filed, everybody say

Teedy: guilty, and then he paid her.

Teedy: Then she still put the, like the, um, she put the docket out there. So we, the people could, she puts it out the docket and so we still know what the, all the details of the case is. So now he’s just guilty, guilty, [00:03:00] guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty. Everybody left him alone.

Unc: Right. I saw somebody

Unc: on,

Teedy: I see why they should.

Unc: I saw somebody on Twitter said that he bought the tape. This is their theory. He bought the tape, um, from the hotel for 50, 000 and paid her off. So that’s why the tape was never seen. And the theory is that the tape got leaked by the

Unc: cops after the

Unc: raid. Yeah, after the raid.

Teedy: took him from the raid.

Teedy: Oh, they good, they good for doing that. Cause they good for um, You know they have to release some tapes that they get like when they, like, Why else would they just be throwing out those police brutality tapes? Like I’m thinking they have to like release it after a minute.

Unc: You know, they’re doing that too, because I think at some point the last few months, the tide kind of turn it back into his favor, you know, public relations wise.

Teedy: Really? [00:04:00] I don’t

Unc: Yeah. I mean, I don’t, I’m not saying that

Teedy: you know, not for

Teedy: me.

Unc: right.

Unc: I’m not saying that people, you know, was, was saying not guilty and all of that, but it stopped being in a, in a public eye is what I’m saying.

Teedy: Yeah, you’re right.

Unc: so,

Teedy: I don’t know, because something just happened with his son. I don’t know, but like, I think because Christian just put out some disc tapes of

Unc: yeah, I heard about that.

Teedy: Did you know about that. I never, I haven’t heard it, but he put out some, some diss tapes of him. And said, you know, stop calling me Diddy. I think 50 Cent put a call in. He put a call in and said, Come release

Teedy: that tape. He wants that tape out for his Pa? Put it out. Cause 50 Cent all

Teedy: over this. He said, I think he, he feels innocent. Ha ha ha

Unc: Yeah. 50 messy.

Teedy: You know, and he messy. And you know he been beating up on his baby mama like that. Because I, I, that’s what I heard. You’re back. [00:05:00] Not 50. I’m talking about

Teedy: Diddy was beating up on 50 day baby mama the same

Teedy: way.

Unc: you know, 50 burned the house

Teedy: Cause he beat all his women.

Unc: not, totally innocent.

Teedy: He burned down his baby, his first baby,

Teedy: mama

Teedy: house, but that was because

Unc: Child support.

Unc: Mm hmm.

Teedy: but it wasn’t, I don’t think he was just beating

Teedy: up because you know, she was trying to get the hell

Teedy: up out the house.

Teedy: I

Unc: no.

Teedy: it past 50 to just, you know, just conk somebody in the head every now and again cause he seen mean. But I mean, I don’t think he just like, Where you going? I don’t think he like that. Like you better get in here. Don’t get so picky in the head kicking

Teedy: booty

Unc: it’s strategic again. And this is why I think it’s a PR move by the, by the cops is it’s that Friday evening leak. Right. It came, it

Teedy: Oh, yeah, it’s all over the weekend

Unc: politics. It came out Friday evening. So on a slow news cycle, you know, ain’t nothing going on [00:06:00] right now, but the NBA, you know what I’m saying?

Unc: And so you, you, you throw that out there and you know, people are going to be talking about it Friday, Saturday, Sunday. And so Diddy he got to sit in this for

Unc: a whole

Teedy: already trending .

Teedy: twin

Unc: Mm hmm.

Teedy: No, Diddy,

Unc: Damn Diddy is

Unc: going right now.

Teedy: damn Diddy

Teedy: damn Diddy And, he seem to do the same thing to men, you know, so, but, you know, they say he killed his, uh, yeah, and he killed Kim Porter,

Unc: Oh my goodness.

Teedy: she used to get beat just as bad, all of them get beat, cause of him, he is crazy,

Unc: know, I’m the

Unc: world’s I’m the world’s biggest Tupac fan. So, you know, this has been decades in the making for me. Um, because, you

Unc: know,

Teedy: huh, and he

Teedy: killed Tupac.

Unc: there’s there’s some of us that’s been thinking

Teedy: a nicer person.

Unc: know, for years back in the

Teedy: How long you been

Unc: Back in our

Teedy: How long? you been

Unc: back in our [00:07:00] day,

Teedy: it!

Unc: you know, before all this social media and everything, you know, all you had was vibe magazine. You had to put one and one together. Um, you know, that just,

Teedy: Seriously, seriously, you thought that?

Unc: Yes. I

Teedy: really thought that? He thought, you thought he had somethin to do? Thought he had gettin shot in the studio. But actually killin him?

Unc: thought that, uh, when Biggie died, because when big,

Teedy: Why would Biggie die? Biggie died after

Teedy: him. So why would he kill Biggie?

Teedy: Did he kill

Teedy: Biggie?

Unc: no.

Teedy: Who killed

Unc: Suge and,

Teedy: You think Suge kill Biggie?

Unc: and so

Teedy: You think Suge?

Unc: no, I’m, I’m trying to tell you what I think. I think that when that

Unc: happened, when that happened, when when, Biggie, you know, uh, got shot, And people were saying, should did it immediately. It was like [00:08:00] retaliation for Tupac.

Unc: Like you took mine. I’m gonna take yours. And that’s, that’s, that’s when I really started believing that, you know, Puffy has something to do with it because, you know, it just, I don’t believe in coincidences. You know, this is before Ice T and, and Soledad O’Brien, you know, did their, their

Unc: research and all these Tupac documentaries.

Unc: I mean, we’re talking, you know, 98, 99, you know, I’m thinking these things because I just, I just don’t believe that. I don’t believe in

Unc: coincidence.

Teedy: don’t believe in conspiracy theories. I just think that was just like a reach. Okay, so now we just gonna get these, these little regular ass people all this, this reach and power where they can just go into a whole other states and, and, and get somebody killed?

Unc: It’s not, it’s not

Unc: regular people.

Teedy: I understand, like, Biggie, Biggie was in California when

Unc: Exactly. That’s what I’m trying to tell you. It’s not regular people. You know, these things happen, you know, people get shot in the hood every day. Never make the news.[00:09:00]

Teedy: Uh, with

Unc: Right. So it’s not,

Teedy: but like they in the hood. They in the hood, they able to be touched, they ain’t hanging around, they ain’t right there at the corner store. It’s easy to catch the people in the hood everyday. You gotta go home, you gotta walk across that, you gotta cross that street to get to your house. So I get that, but like, I mean, who gonna, you gonna just make a phone call, hey, hey Pookie. On there and handle

Teedy: that for me. And Pook is dumb enough to go over there and

Teedy: handle that for

Unc: because you live in, because you live in that life. So you, you know, you might, you might not live in a hood no more, but you still live in a hood lifestyle. And so you still got hood people around you and so people know how you move and where you move. And, you know, it’s not like, you know, Biggie got caught at a corner store, you know, he got caught at, that was an event.

Unc: So everybody knew where he was going to be and he was in LA. Not to get too off the topic with, with, with Diddy, which we did, but that, I just, just to bring it all the way back, that’s, that’s, you know,

Teedy: You

Teedy: did it.

Unc: They still [00:10:00] did it. And that’s kind of why, you know, people in our generation, my generation that Tupac fans and things of that nature.

Teedy: The Tupac thing didn’t get me. You know what got me was the making the band

Teedy: when he made them turn, go walk all the way downtown to get the,

Teedy: uh, to go get

Teedy: the cheesecake.

Teedy: that I just thought was wrong.

Teedy: That was, that was just wrong. in the That was the

Unc: made you be like, you know what? He needs to go to prison.

Teedy: No. No, I knew he had no heart.

Teedy: That’s what the cheesecake did. That let me know he wasn’t as nice as he’d be

Teedy: trying to make people think.

Unc: Right. You know,

Teedy: And you could just, like, a lot of his personality was coming out on that show. Like, at first you could think he was just being funny. But a lot of his personality was like, was just not nice and good.

Teedy: And then you could just hear people, Talk about him like it just seems like it would have been like you could they had like he had [00:11:00] another little show where it was um Trying to be his assistant like Fonzworth was trying to be you know He was already he already moved up past being his assistant And so a lot of his like executives and and the people that’s in his corner They all start off like as an intern or his assistant, and then he like move everybody up so You know you coming in here to eat shit.

Teedy: You about to, you gonna take all his crap, the whole time, you know, and go and get him cheesecake from Brooklyn, in the middle of the night, on foot. From this one shop, and and then come back and you gotta go, gotta do stuff for his mama, gotta do stuff for his children, gotta do stuff for his baby mama, like, you gotta go do all this and then still come back here and, uh, and plan a party for him. You can do that, then he know you can be trusted with other things. But, What in the slavery do they do? That kind of shit. I’m not about to go out here and walk just so I can be in your presence. [00:12:00] That’s the stuff I was thinking about when I was watching that other show, where these people be doing all this stuff for fashion week, where you just Running out here, uh, kill yourself, trying to iron clothes, get all these girls together.

Teedy: You work in this show this hour, you work in that show that hour, everybody yelling at you, everybody walking around naked. You gotta, you gotta do some, and they ain’t getting paid. Those are free people. I don’t understand that, that, that, that child labor that they be going on around here. That just sounds crazy

Teedy: to me.

Unc: that’s what they call it. An internship.

Teedy: Internship. It sounds, it’s called slavery. don’t make dollars don’t make sense. Don’t make dollars don’t make sense. That’s the one thing they taught me in school, you don’t work for free. That’s just dumb. Even Susie Orman said that. She said there’s no, you don’t volunteer for nothing. Yeah, you don’t work

Teedy: for free. I was like you Tell me one time girl. I got it because I don’t like working for money,